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Post  da master826 Mon Sep 01, 2008 5:07 pm

Why should I care???
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Post  Jamie Tue Sep 02, 2008 9:02 am

da master826 wrote:Why should I care???

Because it's nicer than not caring. It shows moral fibre and a strong character.

Things you appear to be lacking.
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Post  Crucio_ Thu Sep 04, 2008 7:46 pm

It would appear that a distubance in the force has brought me here to create a post of such meaningless but useful information that one could simply not shoot marionettes with a fingernail.

Furthermore, the very idea, that Gazok has so pointed out, of space being all but a giant leopard is quite a possible conclusion of which I have no doubt, answers the main question in life: Why is the sky blue?

Now I'm sure you science geeks will have a field go-kart, but allow me to explain. You see, science is nothing more than your mothers right breast lactating into the mouth of a bald eagle raping a bus full of pre-school children. Religion is much worse, worsererer than Gurl or whatever the fuck her name is now actually making a relevant and meaninful post.

Don't worry though, it'll never fucking happen.

Don't get your hopes up though, I do not offer an alternative for the meaning of life, pies and general Anarchy. I do, however, offer you some freshly baked apple pies made by Nana Crucio. Perhaps, then, this is the meaning of life? Apple pies! Or Cottage Cheese it would seem my calculations are not quite correct yet.

Cottage Cheese + The Genocide of all George Clooney fans / the speed of Jackreyes running = One Orange
The state of texas - The unconditional love of Dorito's (Everybody likes Dorito's) + The size of Gazoks E-Penis = A slightly confused alien that has no regard for other people's feelings.

Therefore,

One Orange + A slightly confused alien that has no regard for other people's feelings DIVIDED by the exact amount of sub-atomic particles in a concentration of 10 mols in hydrochloric acid + fortune cookies SQUARED = Cottage Cheese.

We have figured it out, my friends.

The meaning of life is cottage cheese.

Which perhaps may bring us to a startling conclusion, if cottage cheese, is indeed the meaning of life, then perhaps the cake really isn't a lie? Perhaps it has been there, all the time? Loitering around a corner and being a general nuisance to joe public?

Emo, Emo, everyone loves an emo.
He cries harder when he has cancer,
and is fucked up by cheamo.
Lard in a tub
Lard in a tub
Heinz beans Heinz.

Good day.

Herman Goirman

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Post  obfuscated Fri Sep 05, 2008 11:34 am

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Post  da master826 Fri Sep 05, 2008 4:47 pm

I have 3 letters to say:




lol
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Post  Jamie Tue Sep 09, 2008 3:03 pm

It's okay, Da masta, I forgive you.

You've never extracted the DNA of a banana before, so you wouldn't understand.





























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Post  obfuscated Tue Sep 09, 2008 3:49 pm

thats like... a resistor
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